Obama Route

It's when you decide to go to a community college for 2 years after High School and then transfer to a university like Barack Obama did.

Dude 1: "Hey, what you're gonna do after high school graduation?"

Dude 2: "I'm taking the Obama Route, minus the President part."

by Chicken Bu7t May 5, 2011

Smoke Route

A system of backroads and throughstreets that lead you to where you started. Used by stoners with nowhere to smoke weed in a congested city. They drive these routes while smoking weed, because they are convinced that no police ever go through the systems of roads they used.

Joe: 'Hey fucknugget, don't spark that, cops come through here."

Chris: "Aight, Joe, lets go on a smoke route, hop in my car"

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

rousted

The act of getting infiltrated by the po-po's(police) Mostly used in situations where the individual getting "rousted" was doing something very stupid and risky

Kid: "I sure got rousted for bringing my 2-foot bong to sunday school!"
dude: "Ya, big suprize you moron!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

Rooted

To be extremely high to the point that you are unable to get up and be productive.

Bro, I am rooted to this chair and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

by 66Shadow September 20, 2011

rooted

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2001

Route 9

A long higway that runs from Champlain, NY (canadian border), all the way down to some town in Deleware. It passes through New York, New Jersey, and Deleware.

I dont't want to be just like you.

by Blahb March 10, 2005

Routerbitched

A term used when a router serving as the internet gateway for a small network spontaneously ceases to function for no apparent reason. Most common cause of inappropriate dropouts when using chat programs. See also: routerfucked

Stef writes: Sorry about that, I just got routerbitched.

I was trying to download that song, but I got routerbitched.

by jemjemjem July 30, 2008