Rossed

When a man's wife "comes out of the closet" as a lesbian and divorces her husband; like what happened to Ross on Friends.
Did you hear about Sally? She totally Rossed her husband. She came out of the closet and wants a divorce so she can live with her girlfriend.
by "Rossed" in OC September 02, 2008
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Ross

A poetic, socially critical, cynical hominid intellectual, with an insatiable appetite for alcohol, women marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms and an unfathomable contempt for authority as well as other cultural institutions. He is typically an Alpha male loner, with no need for a pack. He maybe be considered a shaman by some and by others a schizophrenic with tourette's syndrome.
Somehow Ross got that woman into him with is intelligent banter about social structure.

Ross left with the woman after they finished their beers to go smoke blunts and eat shrooms.
by DonJaun Delanouche February 02, 2010
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To pull a ross is to make an excuse on why you cant hand in your homework and usually revolves around "i cant find my book" or "its on my computer"
Teacher: okay class , time to hand in your homework
Billy: OH SHIT! I was too busy commenting on sasha's bebo to do it! im in the shit now!
Tom: dude, just pull a ross
BillY: GREAT IDEA
by RKruler April 29, 2009
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Rossed

to get owned by a Quaker english teacher named Ms. Ross (aka Ross the Boss)
by ross the boss09 May 04, 2009
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Ross

Random Orgasmic Sexual Spurt; when one just blows his load for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Nick rossed in his pants that one night.
by Rico Suaviar February 26, 2009
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rossing

1. the act of repeatedly telling a story over again to people who have heard it before. could be mere moments after the original telling, or it could be weeks. it usually incites anger and annoyance, and people start to make fun of you.
C'mon brobro, I've heard you say that story about your ma's sweet tarts like a milliontimes, and so has everyone else here. Youre Rossing again dude, and its not cool.
by rickyrosaymofuckinbrozay January 26, 2016
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THE ROSS

The act of putting you’re dick in a jar of peanut butter and then realizing that your dog is having an allergic reaction.
God damnit ross if you keep doing THE ROSS the dogs gonna die.”
by Bigisland April 03, 2023
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