Rossed

When a man's wife "comes out of the closet" as a lesbian and divorces her husband; like what happened to Ross on Friends.

Did you hear about Sally? She totally Rossed her husband. She came out of the closet and wants a divorce so she can live with her girlfriend.

by "Rossed" in OC October 18, 2008

Ross

A poetic, socially critical, cynical hominid intellectual, with an insatiable appetite for alcohol, women marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms and an unfathomable contempt for authority as well as other cultural institutions. He is typically an Alpha male loner, with no need for a pack. He maybe be considered a shaman by some and by others a schizophrenic with tourette's syndrome.

Somehow Ross got that woman into him with is intelligent banter about social structure.

Ross left with the woman after they finished their beers to go smoke blunts and eat shrooms.

by DonJaun Delanouche February 3, 2010

ross

To pull a ross is to make an excuse on why you cant hand in your homework and usually revolves around "i cant find my book" or "its on my computer"

Teacher: okay class , time to hand in your homework
Billy: OH SHIT! I was too busy commenting on sasha's bebo to do it! im in the shit now!
Tom: dude, just pull a ross
BillY: GREAT IDEA

by RKruler April 29, 2009

Rossed

to get owned by a Quaker english teacher named Ms. Ross (aka Ross the Boss)

You just got rossed!

by ross the boss09 May 3, 2009

Ross

Random Orgasmic Sexual Spurt; when one just blows his load for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Nick rossed in his pants that one night.

by Rico Suaviar February 26, 2009

Ross

The kind of person who likes the song "Old Town Road" and drives in a lifted 4.0 jeep. He loves to throw in hoggers, and smoke then cigs. Ross is a lovely guy.

Ross is a total hick from turtle crick.

by kjbsrg,kjbsrdhbvh.rwb/vmna/mfx April 25, 2019

rossing

1. the act of repeatedly telling a story over again to people who have heard it before. could be mere moments after the original telling, or it could be weeks. it usually incites anger and annoyance, and people start to make fun of you.

C'mon brobro, I've heard you say that story about your ma's sweet tarts like a milliontimes, and so has everyone else here. Youre Rossing again dude, and its not cool.

by rickyrosaymofuckinbrozay May 8, 2016