Mitt Romney

To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring

Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?

Mitt Romney by SaturnChicVT February 10, 2015

Mitt Romney effect. 

The more you spend time with someone, the less you like them.

Karen: I thought the new guy was cool at first, but, now, I think he's a douche.

Jenna: he's got a total Mitt Romney effect.

Mitt Romney effect. by potterfreak98 September 23, 2012

The Romney 

The act of sexual depravity that occurs when Mitt Romney both sucks a man's dick and fucks him in the ass at the same time.

Hey guys, I've been having a bad day, the Democrats just killed us again in another election. Would someone mind giving me "The Romney" to brighten my spirits?

The Romney by M.rom.awesome April 6, 2015

Shit Romney 

A Politician with a knack for having their head up their ass.

When is ol' Romney going to stop acting like a Shit Romney?

Shit Romney by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020

Rich as Romney 

A person or corporation that has amassed gravitational wealth.

Guy 1 - Why am I in a higher tax bracket than some people with mansions and yachts?
Guy 2 - You have to be rich as Romney to be in that low a tax bracket. Some people have gravitational wealth.

Rich as Romney by Plongeur April 26, 2012

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney by Mitty123 November 6, 2012

Mitt Romney

A stupid NEO-CON (NEO-CONS ARE NOT REAL CONSERVATIVES) THAT FLIP FLOPS ON HIS POLICIES MORE THAN ROLLS OF FAT ON ROSIE O'DONNELL RACING TO THE NEAREST ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.

Mitt Romney by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 22, 2012