jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

ritz

A Derogatory term/Slur directed at Americans of European descent, deriving its meaning from the slur "Cracker" and the American Brand Ritz Crackers

Look at that white ass ritz over there

by Ritz Raptor December 25, 2022

Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.

Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.

by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021

Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales

Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling

by Ritzy Boi November 30, 2019

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023

Ritzing

A term used often in the 1920’s. This term is to indicate that someone is dressed rather fashionable.

“Yo Jamie I see you with those new Nikes! You’re Ritzing today.”

“I’m gonna have the best outfit tomorrow. I’m going to be putting on the Ritz”

by Cowabungabummer October 4, 2021