jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

ritz

a racial slur for white person, used by the minorities of America but most commonly by blacks in music

Fuck you pasty cousin-fucking ritz

by eIanor July 6, 2018

ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood

Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"

by wegg January 17, 2019

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019

Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales

Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling

by Ritzy Boi November 30, 2019

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019

off my ritz

High as hell

“yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018