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Rebelation

The final book of the Bible, it is a warning to God of the mass-uprising that will happen if he doesn't quit being such a jealous selfish dictatorial ay-hole hypocrite and start treating his subjects like any decent leader should.
I don't think much of wading through the boring Books Of The Bible, but I did like the Rebelation chapter... it makes more sense and gives one more hope than all of the other Books combined.
by QuacksO September 13, 2017
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Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.
She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.
by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022
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Real Regulator

He is someone that is trying to become a professional soccer/football player. He likes to do YouTube in his free-time.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Real Regulator?"
Person 2: "No, who is he?"
Person 1 : "He is a YouTuber that wants to go pro!"
Person 2 : "Really? That's sick! I got to check him out!"
by Anonymous22846 October 9, 2018
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fuck-in relations

live-in relations. (Those who are in live-in relations definitely engage in sex. Then why not call it fuck-in relations?)
They have been in fuck-in relations for years.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 13, 2014
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Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".
I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.
by rtv0587 September 26, 2011
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Zombical Relations

Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings.
Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.

Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.
by Richard Slick February 26, 2009
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textual relations

talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.
Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.

Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.

Nick: i want you soooo bad!

Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!
by baby loveeeee June 23, 2008
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