Selling my record

Making dumb Decisions and messing something up f

Josh:“Bro I can’t make it to the party”

Bob:bro your selling my record

by anonymous June 10, 2022

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

ok

by a sussy meaning guy thing July 4, 2022

track record

A person's history of intense relationships (such as boyfriend /girlfriend or one night stand) with (usually) the opposite sex. Usually used to gauge whether it's worth it to go after someone.

"I was thinking about going after the girl in my math class, but then I found out her track record and she's all about the bling."

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005

egg world record

This is a instgram post where they want to reach over 18 million likes

Do you think the egg world record will be the most liked post on insta

by Meme boi!123 January 12, 2019

spinning a record

A term given to describe the act of a woman masterbating by rubbing her fingers back and forth on her clitoris.

Man, my girlfriend loves spinning a record when I'm watching.

by Running_Wild May 18, 2017

P.R. (personal record)

To surpass your last binge drinking experience by a long shot, to get drunker than you have ever thought possible.

Dude I straight PR'd the shit out of last night and pissed my pants.

Man, after work I am definitely going to set a new P.R. (Personal Record) at the Buckhorn.

Did you see Spencer P.R. it last night? He didn't know whether he was on foot or horseback and had a scab on his lip that looked like a Hitler stash

by WyomingP.R. February 19, 2011

Bro, record this

A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs

"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool

by huiopdjrt6 January 23, 2015