relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

Realitude

Negative attitude toward one's reality

You need to lose your realitude, this is real life not a fictional world.

by Realitude_check January 29, 2019

Rezlatives

Your Native American family member who is just rezzed out guy 👋🏽
Always saying “AYYYE”, “YIHHH”, “GAWT DOGS”, “Actin’ Stink”, “Ennit”, ect...

One of my rezlatives only likes the 3 Fs; Fried Bologna, Free Plays, and Fine Aunties

by aaron.wav July 1, 2020

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020

realtide

realtide is a black person who enjoys jerking off to nigger faggot gay porn

im a realtide and i enjoy fucking black people

by iluvsquirrtwater May 22, 2021

relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

reactive acne

If someone injures themself (in this case, typically a burn from carpet, grass or perhaps trampoline) and your body reacts to it in a bad way, you can get reactive acne. It’s a type of acne that spreads like a rash along your legs or arms (depending where you had the injury). If you see a case of reactive acne appearing anywhere else on your body, it is NOT normal. Please go see a doctor, or make sure it’s definitely reactive acne first.

Reanna fell on the trampoline and scraped her knee. Therefore, reactive acne spread across all her legs.

by alvssandra April 16, 2022