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you do realize ...

A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"
Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"

Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"

Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."
by scrublord5000 August 7, 2011
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REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROM, or R D S. A term used for someone who "just doesn't get it." Failing to accept the truth. Someone who lives in a fantasy world and cannot accept reality.
Julie just can't accept the fact that Dave dumped her for Mary. She still thinks he loves her deep down inside. Apparently, she is suffering from an acute case of REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME or R D S.
by TIMJB1 May 16, 2007
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Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,
The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it
by Indoggob September 11, 2023
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for realsies

It's usually used when you are surprised to learn something. Other uses are to add how serious you are being about something. The last and most obscure usage is to explain the status of a couple. They are "For Realsies" if they are officially dating.
Usage 1:(shock)
"Koalas aren't bears they're marsupials!"
"For realsies?!?"

Usage 2:(add sincerity)
"I have always dreamed of being a plumber"
"Are you serious?"
"For realsies."

Usage 3:

"Did you here Jack and Jill are for realsies now?"
"For realsies?!?"
"For realsies."
by No credit August 12, 2007
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reality tv

T.V shows that show real people doing what real people really would never do!
People being "stranded" on an island with fifteen other people and have to do challenges so you don't get "voted off"!
by Alex March 3, 2003
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gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
by cracky March 1, 2003
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reality tv

Like all forms of TV (except legitimate sports), reality TV is scripted. Oh, the dialogue may be improvised but the situations are scripted... CBS knows who's gonna win "Survivor" before they even film it!

The first season of "The Real World" (back in 1992) may not have been scripted... but every single so-called reality TV show since then was! You think Viacom or News Corp or Disney or General Electric is gonna finance a show if it ain't a sure thing?
I think we should combine a few reality TV shows. Let's broadcast the true story of 16 sorority girls (ages 18 to 23) picked to live on a tropical island who are competing for the affections of a wealthy, handsome bachelor...

IN A DEATH MATCH THUNDERDOME TOURNAMENT!
by Terra Imperator May 21, 2004
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