The Old Quaker

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.

"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "

by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014

Quaker

The most peacefull of all Christian sects. Highly non-violent and actually are throughout history. They believe in the true Christian ethics without all the hierarchal greed for power nor hypocritical. They respect other religions as well and don't try to convert you or say you'll go to hell if you go against their beliefs. Also a brand of cereal.

"Quakers are a peaceful people".

by Alexsander November 4, 2008

Quoteving

Going on Quotev and eventually spending hours on it, reading stories and talking to random people you have never met but are just as weird as you.

Person: I'm Quoteving. *leaves forever*

by Lulu Ackins October 23, 2013

Quakertown

A town in which there’s more furniture stores than attractive boys

The girl lived in Quakertown

by Fjdkiccjjsjd July 3, 2018

air quotes

little bunny ears made with the fingers that indicate that:
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.

'hey look guys! he's got a "la-ser"!! hahaha! ain't that great!!!'

by Catachresis June 4, 2004

Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.

"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"

by GullibleZine October 16, 2006

quake 3

a top FPS game which is tied top with call of duty, day of defeat counterstrike and unreal series
a game for people with crazy reflexes, much faster than counterstrike, i am addicted to it..

person a: i had 200 frags in 3 minutes
person b: bs, imposible in any game...
person a: in quake 3 its possible n00b

by val0 January 8, 2004