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quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.
Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.
by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020
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Quarantine 2020

The Time where you can vibe and do whatever you want that doesn't include going outside.
Quarantine 2020 is playing animal crossing new horizons, binge watching stuff and then sleeping for long hours and then eating.
by TheBingoDingo April 6, 2020
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quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.
Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.
by Dank Frank April 30, 2020
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quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.
"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"
by Harroubi May 8, 2020
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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by Sickomonster July 14, 2021
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weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.
Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
by YAWA April 14, 2020
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happy quarantine

A socially distanced greeting in the times of COVID-19 pandemic
*walking at a 6 feet distance from occasional stranger and greet with: "Happy quarantine!"
by Lalustyler April 9, 2020
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