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quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.
"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"
by Harroubi May 8, 2020
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Quarantine attire

Black leggings not washed in four days with scgayed knees ,dirty white pit stained tank and camo hoodie
Girl what you wearing today...you know classic quarantine attire
by Martini1 May 12, 2020
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quarantine cat

cats that were adopted during quarantine
Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.
by wofew August 24, 2020
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hotel quarantine

Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")
A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.

Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"
by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020
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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by Sickomonster July 14, 2021
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weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.
Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
by YAWA April 14, 2020
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Quarantine eyes

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.
My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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