quarantine goggles 

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

quarantine goggles by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

quarantine tight 

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.

"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"

quarantine tight by Harroubi May 8, 2020

Quarantine attire 

Black leggings not washed in four days with scgayed knees ,dirty white pit stained tank and camo hoodie

Girl what you wearing today...you know classic quarantine attire

Quarantine attire by Martini1 May 12, 2020

quarantine cat

cats that were adopted during quarantine

Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.

quarantine cat by wofew August 24, 2020

Quarantine eyes 

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.

My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.

Quarantine eyes by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Quarantine 19 

The weight you gain due to inactivity and boredom eating while being quarantined due to the Coronavirus.
A play on Freshman 15.

Ross: You put on some weight, bro?
Jim: Yeah, I've gotta hit the gym to shed my Quarantine 19

Quarantine 19 by Arteth March 27, 2020

Quarantine Quaff 

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

Quarantine Quaff by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020