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con queso

1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary
Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)

Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)

Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)

Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)
by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009
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Queso hit/on the carpet

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.
Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.
by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020
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Weak Quesadilla

A mexican entree with very little meat in it, typically made by cheap chain restaurants.
That chick working at Qdoba just made me a weak quesadilla.
by Yankee746 July 26, 2009
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quesadillitis

The drowsy feeling one gets after eating a boatload of Mexican food.
Ohh boy, I ate too many tacos, I got the quesadillitis.
by alex dodge August 25, 2009
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quesalupa

A quesadilla and a chalupa. Very tasty combination. Officially created by Taco Bell.
Person 1: Yo dude, you ever try Taco Bell's quesalupa?
Person 2: Nah man I heard they have cheese and I'm a vegan.
Person 1:Well ,turn into a vegetarian and you can eat a quesalupa.
Person 2:But I heard ithas beef in it too, so I couldn't eat it even if i was a vegetarian.
Person 1:Well whatever bro, you're missing out on the metaphorical food orgasm that is..... The Quesalupa
Side note: Quesalupa's can be customized to be vegetarian and vegan friendly by requesting beans instead of beef and removal of the cheese
by yourfriendAlex June 15, 2016
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Queseria

Quesería is spanish and describes a cheese factory. cheese is slang for money so queseria is used as a term for money.
My block made of queseria

Travis Scott, HIGHEST IN THE ROOM
by CEDI December 19, 2019
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Flaming Quesadilla

When a woman's vagina is flaming, and resembles a cooking quesadilla. This is also when a Mexican consumes a quesadilla on fire, it usually results in death and ejaculation.
DAMN! I had this STD, and it gave me a flaming quesadilla!

Mexican: So how'd your brother die??
Other Mexican: He ate a flaming quesadilla, jizzed and died.
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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