Pronklers

Pronkler/s is a word used to describe the Antennae-like eyes of many creatures. (Mainly slugs, snails, crabs, and the like)

Aww, look at the baby snail with his two, little Pronklers!

So cute when they shrink up and re-emerge from it's head.

by Suicide-notary February 1, 2010

Ponkiado

Spanglish for getting "punked." Getting played or done dirty by someone. Getting served.

Homie 1: "yo vato, didn't you leave your car here last night?"
Homie 2: "Fuck me, I think some bitch jacked my car!"
Homie 1: "ponkiado ese! Haha, they did you dirty! Ponkiado for

life!

Homie 1: "Heard that bith Beiber was talking shit yesterday..."
Homie1: "I put that wey on a stretcher after he called me a puto."
Homie 2: "Damn, Ponkiado for life!"

by HappyHourH December 14, 2010

ponkish

Being of Jewish cyber punks.

Oy, vey lets the this cyber shoa started my ponkish denizens.

by Horrorplums May 29, 2015

Pronk Spasm

An uncontrollable series of pogo like movements in which your arms and legs remain remarkably strait yet spring like. Otherwise known as "beating the bush". It can be the direct result of an extreme night of whippling.

Andi: I made It to Vegas but got whippled out and pronk spasmed all over the bathroom.

Matt: Ewwwwwww...

by Mdeezie Foreezie May 13, 2016

Pwank

The Act of pranking someone, while one of the 2 involved is masturbating (wanking)

Matteo totally pwanked Josh in the bedroom

by Cynkel April 5, 2017

ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise

Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie

by 1517ipvav8990 October 10, 2019

Plonkence

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020