punctuation

Something you will never find online.

The little symbols that aren't letters or numbers are punctuation marks. Keep in mind that there are more options besides the exclamation point.

by elipsus March 26, 2010

Pulitzer Prize

When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.

My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...

by Buck Henry January 1, 2009

puñeta

1.a hand job
2.a fist
3.vulgar interjection similar to "damn" or "fuck"

1. El se dio una puñeta (he gave himself a handjob).

2. Me entraron a puñetasos (they beat me up with punches).

3. Aqui el que manda soy yo, puñeta (I am the boss here dammit)!

by Mangani Puñeta December 29, 2007

Panites

A typoo of panties done by Alex and Jack. Commonly known as the cockring'd version of panties.

Oh Papa, you love wearing my soggy panites, don't you? ;)

by 5* August 17, 2004

Pubitites

When unshaven, the tendency of male pubic hair to form stalactite-like structures that drip when wet.

Man1: Dude c'mon if you are going to walk around naked at least dry yourself off!

Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.

Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.

by Torent September 6, 2009

lilly pulitzer

cute, preppy clothing reserved for true preps. the clothing is mostly sundresses and skirts in bold, bright and colorful prints/patterns. the polos are solid except for a few with piping, stripes and contrasting collar colors. lilly also sells tennis skorts that arent as bright as the sundresses and skirts may be, but still have the signature lilly look. lilly is meant to be worn to country clubs, yacht clubs, and worn on vacation to a prestigious place such as st. barts or new england.

prep 1: im wearing my new lilly dress to dinner at the yacht club tonight!

prep 2: im going to wear my new skirt with my matching polo. i just hope that there isnt anyone there wearing the same print as i am!

by lauren ashleigh August 8, 2005

accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.

While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019