Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.

I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.

by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

pisstrated

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

by roman70065 April 24, 2010

prostathot

Someone under the age of 21 that fucks for money, whatever they want, or what they need.

Oh my God did you hear about Becky? I can't believe she's only 17 and has a baby...AND She fucked her baby daddy for a bag of diapers for their baby....she's such a Prostathot.

by Oh2badhedidnttellya December 26, 2017

prostatot

A girl who is under the age of 13 and dresses like a complete whore/slut. Many can be seen on the Boardwalks of the Jersey Shore wearing tube tops and short skirts.

You: "Dude, that girl wearing the short skirt and the tube top is like 12"
Me: "She's a Prostatot!"

by Ghawazi August 27, 2005

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus

Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010

Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.

Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.

by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008

prostatotion

Pimping out 14 year old prostatot that dresses like a whore.

This is only acceptable in states such as Arkansas where its condonable to fuck your underage siblings.

Paul, you gotta stop picking up 14 year old sluts online or your gonna get arrested for prostatotion.

by r to the ob March 26, 2004