Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun

Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...

by Pectabyte March 22, 2005

Frostbite

The propensity of certain Asian men/women to feel attraction for white men/women. The converse of yellow fever.

Have you seen John's new girlfriend? I think he caught yellow fever.

Nah, Yoko went after him. He hit her with that frostbite.

You're both wrong; maybe they just like each other.

by Kevbone May 17, 2006

prostate fishing

Using a rod type object that is of a fallous characteristic to massage the prostate within the male rectum.

He was prostate fishing his bottom fuck-buddy with his black dick.

by 1365, 1364, 1379 November 4, 2009

prostitit

(n.) one who exposes their breasts for payment

"So you're saying you're a prostitute?
"No. A prostitit. I don't go that far."

by angelbello December 14, 2008

Prostititian

1) A cross between a prostitute and a politician.

2) A politician put in office, often using clandestine methods funded by large corporations, with the intent to manipulate the workings of government in favor of big businesses with little or no regard for the will and well-being of the people.

Why would anyone spend 13 million dollars campaigning for a job that only pays 250,000$ a year? He/She has corporate sponsors, he/she's a prostititian.

by GuiShih August 16, 2010

Frostbite Heart

your frostbite heart is the part of you that wants to get over someone. It makes you think of their bad points and that you never loved them anyway.

Dude 1: Don't worry man, that girl wasn't worth it
Dude 2: yeah my frostbite heart is saying the same, but i still love her...

by Henmiester July 24, 2011

Prostate Disco

The act of a female stimulating a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely high heeled pumps or boots. The term can also apply to a woman performing such an act while wearing ballet slippers or ballet flats, although when wearing such footwear, the term is Prostate Ballet. She inserts the toe of her foot into the rectum and continues pushing in and rocking her foot until he reaches the highest state of ecstasy, at which point, she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of psychological domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be psychologically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him. This differs from prostate ballet, which is physically addictive, due to the restricted movement of toes within harder soled shoes and the angle in which the foot is positioned within higher heeled shoes, which makes milking possible only by, using the heel as a fulcrum, rocking the foot to and fro within the rectum. Some women may use prostate disco as a precursor to prostate ballet as the pointier toed shoes or boots act as a primer, opening up the male and getting his rectum prepared for the wider toe of a ballet slipper or ballet flat.

George shifted uncomfortably in his chair when he noticed Tammy in her high-heeled, black-patent, pointy-toed, mary janes. He imagined what they might feel like if his mistress would use them for her daily prostate disco, and again, he squirmed in his chair.

by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014