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prostahoe

daaamn that girl's such a prostahoe
by Suuuzy January 17, 2008
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Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
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Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.
When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè
by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009
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poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.
Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?
by pc1018 June 1, 2007
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Prostate Milking

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a life lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.
Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth
by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010
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Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun
Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...
by Pectabyte March 22, 2005
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Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.
I just sharted in his Poonstache.
by Simonius January 8, 2006
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