Procrastakeener

Pronunciation: \prə-ˈkras-tə-ˈkēn-er\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010

-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.

Example 1:
Lutzer is a procrastakeener.

Example 2:
Lutzer: "I'm a procrastakeener".

by the dunner June 23, 2010

Procrastdestination

The place your going to be...eventually

I'm gonna be living in London some day.

Dude, you're like 80 years old. London is kind of a procrastdestination isn't it?

by GenericPseudoname February 18, 2011

Procrastcreate

Putting off having sex with someone until you are drunk enough to find them attractive

Dude 1: "Hey Wingman you see that chick over there with the ugly friend?"

Dude 2: "Yep.... I better Procrastcreate a bit more.."

by Gilligan Gritz June 5, 2011

Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.

Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus

by Studied-out June 18, 2013

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013

Procrastafarian

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off

Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.

by pipparts April 13, 2014

procrastawank

When you wank as a form of procrastination to speed up time or if you can't be fucked to work

I've had 3 procrastawanks today instead of revising

by chigtourvine May 21, 2017