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Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.
Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus
Procrastacoitus by Studied-out June 18, 2013
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procrasticoitus 

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.
Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"
procrasticoitus by Rascarin November 16, 2011
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