bromosexual

Your bro. It's straddles the line of almost too far of a bromance. Both bros are so amazing and so sexual in general it hurts peoples hearts. There is a common and utmost jealousy of this alliance.

Ex. (In a crowd and shouts...) hey bromosexual! (Everyone turns their head and looks with angst because of jealousy) cause your bro alliance is so grand.

by Alohaerica January 7, 2014

Pomposexual

One that is unsure of saying hello to a Hippopotamus and therefore can only have an emotional relationship with himself because of the fear.

"Naaa, I don't wanna come on safari with you. Sorry."
"Geez, what a pomposexual."

Facebook Relationship Status: Pomposexual

by Manamoame June 30, 2010

Protosexual

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!

by Hlasd October 15, 2010

Phobosexual

One who is Bisexual, but Straight at heart.

<LatentHomosexuality> ur gay@!!!!111 WTF OMG
<Xeneth> Only 46%, I'm a Phobosexual.

by Xeneth September 16, 2005

Romosexual

People who continue to follow and support the Dallas Cowboys no matter how much Tony Romo sucks.

Person 1: "I don't care if they Cowboys lost, I'm a die hard supporter."

Person 2: "Dude you're Romosexual."

by fallen2842 October 16, 2011

Romosexual

Getting aroused by the thought, sight or smell of Rome.

Girl 1: I watched the Rome Documentary last night
Girl 2: Romosexual says what?

What?

by Romity May 11, 2010

Romosexual.

Anybody who likes Tony Romo.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Tony Romo.
Guy 2: You're such a Romosexual.

by Johnny Brinks January 3, 2008