programming language

A language created to write codes, that can make computers do things you don't want to.

Despite the belief, that some programming language is always the best choice, it's not. I can't make C++ write a website, or make JavaScript to build a open world 3D game, so stop the debate. If your goal is to work for a small company then JAVA or C# is your best bet. If you want to design games and media then learn C++. If you want to work for a big Fortune 100 company or for the government then learn COBOL. If you are interested in computer science and want to write utilities, operating systems, or compilers then choose C or assembly language.

by I am the one who knocks November 2, 2013

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

paid programming

what is on when youve accidently fallen asleep in front of the tv, or when your too lazy to turn off the tv because your on the internet.
also known as infomercials

john: agh tv woke me up in the middle of the night, paid programming was on
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.

matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean

by jeny April 6, 2008

The Epsilon Program

The Epsilon Program is a religion followed by many people in the name of Kifflom. The 3 most known followers are John Smith, John Smith, and Chris Farmidge, who is the leader of the program.
Activities include: praying while being talked to by cops, pointing at a planes contrails and sometimes saying "kifflom", making a job offer to a just-assaulted store clerk, and being pulled over by cops and being talked to by them for multiple hours on a main road.

"Brother, would you like to join the Epsilon Program?" "Uhhh no thanks" "You will be sacrificed in the name of chris for rejecting."

by RoyceTheFox May 25, 2018

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

Programmer's Interface

Often used to describe the way a programmer's face looks after little or no sleep over a prolonged period of time.

Can also be used to descibe a programmer's face after spending more than 5 days inside, in front of a computer.

Programmer's Interface usually includes:

- Dark circles around the eyes
- Bloodshot eyes
- Pale skin
- Stubble (if male)

Programmer 1: Hey man, you look rough today.

Programmer 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Programmer's Interface going on today.

Programmer 1: Been up for a few days programming again?

Programmer 2: Yeah. Pretty much.

by Jabdennel July 30, 2011