Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

artisan programmer

A programmer who writes code entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

I like to think of myself as an artisan programmer. ChatGPT just isn't for me.

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023

Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

GPT programmer

A person who claims they are a programmer, but is just somebody who copies things from ChatGPT and wants to feel like they actually did something

James: Look! I made this program!

Ms. Anon: Splendid! How did you make it?
James: Well, first I asked ChatGP-
Ms. Anon: We do not tolerate GPT programmers in this class!

by uwu x3 nuzzles on you January 3, 2025

Programmer

Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.

Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum

Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...

by OnlyMeST November 25, 2021