Promo Fuckboy

A low level, narcissistic event promoter who burns everyone he comes in contact with. Usually thinks they're the shit. Has a facebook group specifically dedicated to exposing his bullshit.

Promo Fuckboy Nick Schreiber tried to book me again, I'd rather never play a show again than play for him

by ohlookanothernickschreiberissu September 23, 2018

PROMOTIONAL SEX

The frequent sex you get from your partner while the relationship is new while they are still trying to "hook" you.

Dewayne hasn't gotten any in weeks. They've been dating a few months now, he must be all out of promotional sex. I heard she's also quit shaving her legs and gained 20 pounds.

by Donna Schultz March 13, 2008

Border Promotion

The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.

This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.

This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.

When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.

That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.

by Bill From VA December 12, 2008

email promotion

When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.

Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title in his email signature from Programmer to Web Manager.

by The One Who Can't Be Named July 30, 2008

Self-promotion

Self-promotion isn't a recommendation because if you have to say it, it's more than likely not true.

Jerry - "I'm not here to brag but I have won over 30 business awards, been the manager of 3 companies and I'm only 23"

Paul - "Hey now, Self-promotion isn't a recommendation"

by TheSwineFlu August 18, 2011

heel promo

In professional wrestling, when a heel (bad guy) wrestler does a segment or speech displaying his villainy, drawing heat from the crowd.

"Did you see that? Randy Orton just cut a heel promo, hyping his match for the pay-per-view."

by Tiresias Bluestone July 22, 2009

Outta Promotions - EAA

OP-EAA - An amazing non corporate non profit making music promotions collective / who's members are all Like-minded, shared ethix people of similar backgrounds & political upbringings, who strive to PROMOTE on a Social Media Platform & Websites & promote UNITY thru MUSIC - MUNIFY

IF YOU NEED YOR MUSIC HEARD CONTACT US. ....

Outta Promotions - EAA promoted our music & event on their media sites and WE ARE NOW SOOOOO POPULAR that OP-EAA are deffo the BEST promo collective we know to date -USE EM-THEY WILL MAKE U HEARD

OP-EAA YOU D BEST OP-EAA munify music promotionsoutta promotions -EAA

by chaos girl May 20, 2016