Profanisaurus

A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year

Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more

by Bob March 26, 2005

Profalactic

Scientific word for a condom.

"Make sure to use a profalactic, you don't wanna get that woman pregnant!"

by SxFxZ August 10, 2007

profanitist

Some one who is skilled in the art of profanity. An individual who uses to much profanity when speaking. Some one who uses profanity with an artistic flare.

My friend Jawknee is a profanitist. He is the only person I know who can use f**k as a verb,adverb,pronoun,noun, and adjective all in one sentence.

Yo, what the f**ks up f**king west palm beach? are you f**kers ready to f**king rock?

Are you motherf**kers really going to motherf**king do that motherf**king s**t.

by Hair-e January 1, 2009

Profacekinator

Profacekinate:
pro-face-kinated, pro-face-kinating, pro-face-kinates, pro-face-kinator

1. Procrastinating on Facebook
2. Being unproductive and being on Facebook
3. Using Facebook as a way to take a looooonng break from homework

1. I am such a profacekinator! Soo bad!!

2. Dude, I totally profacekinated last night!

by kungfupandayolo August 27, 2012

profpic

The profile picture of a Facebook profile page.

All of Jessica's profpics are of her and her boyfriend. What, a bitch.

by GentlemanGaGa March 18, 2011

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.

You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.

by Chris November 19, 2004