predaphile

a predaphile (pedophile + predator) is a type of person that engages in and greatly enjoys the following:
- long boarding

- lurking in the showers
- luring in prey
- picking up prey from bus stops
- residing in parkdale
- banging retardos
- playing ultimate gaybee
- minors
- threesomes
- smoking illicit substances
- drinking illicit substances
- serving illicit substances to minors
- winning henley LOL JK
- making national team LOL JK AGAIN
- timelines and hook up webs
- junior programme
- flirting with milfs
- general douchebaggery

careful man, the predaphile is lurking in the showers

by giddeon July 11, 2011

precipitate

To rain...(it can rain a number of things, but please see the example for proper usage).

jk: I'm giving this new girl a try.

jk: If things don't precipitate after 2 months then it might be time to move on, but i really dig her.

dd: Precipitate? Doesn't that mean rain?

jk: Yeah, me raining skeet on her face.

by Mr. Softie 58 January 31, 2007

precaf

Verb. To drink a caffeinated beverage before partaking of a more highly caffeinated beverage. Derived from the word "pregame," this act is often avoided due to its cheapening of the second caffeine buzz.

You: Hey, you wanna go grab some coffee?
Me: Alright, but I'm getting decaf.
You: What are you, some sort of pansy bitch?
Me: Naw dude, I'm drinking Monster later and I don't wanna precaf.

by Samson III July 22, 2008

precip

A cool-ass abbreviaton for precipitation that my professor used today

"Weather stations record all types of things, temperature, humidity and any type of precip" - NC State professor

by name dude February 9, 2017

Prelapse

The act of relapsing before even quitting completely
or at all.

I'm trying to quit but prelapsed last night when i smoked a fat bowl

by E_Droboticus January 9, 2011

Procap

A person who stands up for the captivity of orcas. Often their main defenses are saying things such as "Keiko was a failure", "Educate yourself", and "Shutup i'm educated." They constantly bash others for their oppinion and ignore the facts about the comparisons between wild and captive orcas.

Wow, did you hear that procap drop those lame beats?
Seaworld is great, Seaworld is cool, lets continue our chants and be a tool!

by Samdaman8 March 8, 2015

preclapulation

The act of clapping for something too soon. Specifically, applauding at a concert before the song is over.

example 1: WTF, man??? He's only halfway through the song. How long have you suffered from preclapulation?

example 2: You clap at the END of the set, not for each individual song. Preclapulate much?

by OldFuck July 10, 2015