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penis poison

when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex
he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby
by gatorgrl December 22, 2008
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Hungarian Poison

A mixture made up of 60% alcohol (traditionally rum) that has at least 35% alcohol content and 40% lemonade. The lemonade cancels the effect of the alcohol causing drinkers to take in far more alcohol than they are usually capable of.
"Dude, you're so drunk. What did you have?"
"Just two cups of Hungarian Poison"
by bemoregame June 18, 2023
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Cream cake poisoning

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009
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poisonous asshole

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020
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poison lemon

When someone inserts a lemonhead, Mentos, or other candy into the anal cavity of another. In order to find it later as a tasty treat.
by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013
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postonme

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.
that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.
by da trick biatch May 3, 2006
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Vagina Poisoning

The condition that a guy contracts from contact with the vagina of a chick he is totally into. Symptoms include telling friends things they totally don't want to know about your sex life, holding hands in public, going shoe shopping, and not shutting the fuck up about your girlfriend for five minutes.
From Romeo & Juliet, Act 1:

ROMEO

Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.

BENVOLIO

sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
by 00200 April 9, 2010
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