potatoed

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

by Hannah R June 1, 2005

Potato

A term used to refer to a new page of the webcomic Homestuck on said webcomic's forums in place of the word 'update', to signify that the page has already been up for some time, so that people do not attempt to check for a new page when they have already seen it.

Oh man, you guys, I laughed so hard at the newest potato.

by SirJorb January 1, 2012

Potato

The best damn thing that has ever happened to humanity.

I like potatoes, because they are life.

by Daas Potatoez June 6, 2017

potatoing

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

by Bastien April 28, 2008

Potato

The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms.

"Potato 0wnz j00" "RESPECT THE MIGHTY POTATO"

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Potatoism

The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming

“Mate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?”

by Fireblade69 June 22, 2018

Potato

A very mean (but always funny) way of describing the appearance of somebody with Down's syndrome. Popular on r/ImGoingToHellForThis

hee hee hee potato

by potatopotatopotatoman October 16, 2012