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pooed

Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed
by Chonatin October 8, 2013
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Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.
Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper
by Booty Ass kid July 4, 2021
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Pooper Hot

When a woman finds a man so hot she would let him stick it in her pooper.
Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.
by Balloonchief April 22, 2011
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Poopendestop

A plug to stop shit coming out involuntarily
I have the runs so bad, I wish I had my poopendestop with me today!
by Standen January 25, 2017
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Poopengoggen

The act of being the Poop Prime Minister, Doo Doo Dictator, The Shit Shah, or The Feces Pharaoh.
By the power of Poopengoggen, I knight you Sir Poop of the Toilet Table.
by poopguy05 November 18, 2020
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Pooper noise

Flatulence or the sound of gas escaping while defecating.
She thought he was cute until the moment in the elevator with the loud pooper noise.
by MishaMacaroons April 3, 2019
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Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.
Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.
by joseph blough April 15, 2022
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