poopdick

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.

John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...

by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009

poopdick

a dipshit, dumbass, or flamer. One who is quite possibly a queen butt burglar.

McNeil is a freaking poopdick, I can't believe he is so fucked up.

by Jay Shady May 11, 2004

poop deck

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

PoopDick

The Name of Someone who has while having Anal Sex looses control over their splinkter and shits all over her male partner and his pecker.

"Hey man, you see that teacher over there"
"Yeah bro"
"Her nickname is PoopDick cause she shit on her boyfriends dick in Highschool"
"Highschool lol"

by Apples Siri November 22, 2016

poop deck

a phrase used by Mr. Krabs in Spongebob Squarepants to talk about his butt.

Mr. Krabs: "Fire on the poop deck!"
Patrick and Spongebob: "FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!"

by quite offended March 18, 2017

Poopdickanus

1- The next step up from Poopdick, to be a
uber faggot, to be one that is extremely hated by one or more people. 2- Can also be used as a name replacement

Damn (insert name here) is such a poopdickanus

by MaxamusCrasious August 3, 2003

poopdick

when your girl licks your ass and then sucks your dick with her poopy ass mouth.

sluty hoe licks ass then sucks cock then you got poopdick

by Poop Dick Master May 8, 2006