Ploptions

When presented with multiple or many plans it becomes plot options, or better known as ploptions.

Hey Jenny! Major ploptions today! Whatcha wanna do?

by theobs October 1, 2019

poopitations

poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.

"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"

by PuzzleArcher January 23, 2020

Ploptationess

To be in need to take a gigantic shit urgently

I need to take a Ploptationess RIGHT NOW MINA

by thingymijigger October 7, 2020

Pooptrons

Poop at a cellular level that is caused by your farts or poop. Actually cells from the fart or poop land on things such as yourself or your food and are able to be inhaled. Therefore don't eat in the bathroom.

You farted and now pooptrons are landing on my ice cream!

by anonymous April 1, 2022

palpations

my pal patience !!

thats my palpations

by 666raveyard January 17, 2023

Ploptions

When all your choices are terrible but still need one of them

Well me my house burnt down at least I can sleep in the shed or buy a scratch card so have some ploptions

by Markoose February 25, 2023

Poopulation

A large group of people who are full of shit.

That group of voters makes up the second largest poopulation, they're so full of shit!

by Thetonyd7 May 26, 2023