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PetSmart

PetSmart:

A place where people let their dogs piss and shit on the floor, don't clean it up themselves in spite of the "clean up stations" located conveniently around the store or don't even bother to mention it to an employee.

Where old smelly cat ladies who take in dozens of strays come in and drop 200 dollars that they don't have on 250 cans of cat food that they want taken out of the cardboard trays, double bagged and tied.

Where the dress code is so strict that khaki pants alone aren't acceptable. They can't have rivets and must be single seamed - NOT double. And technically white socks aren't allowed either, for they must match either your shoes or pants.

Where white trash comes in to buy live animals for their kids but refuse to spend enough to get all the things the animal needs to be properly taken care of and you have to spend an hour convincing them and explaining everything.

Note: In spite of all the latter, I LOVE my job.
"C'mon Tonya, let's go to PetSmart and buy our 10 kids some hamsters or sumthin' with our welfare checks. But I only wanna spend like twenty bucks cuz we still gotta buy some weed and diapers."

"Damn nigga, let's go to PetSmart and buy some really fucking mean fish like piranahs or sumthin'. I want them to eat other fish, yo. Those big ass fish can go in like a ten gallon tank right?"
by Alice B. December 20, 2005
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Shithouse Poet

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.
I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write
by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010
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[Petsonality]

Petsonality Similar related attributes such as Personality and Zeusality.
The character that your pets exudes portrays It's individualism.

Petsonality defines each pet and show cases their charm and disposition.

Petsonality is a combination of two words. Pets & Personality. Until now we have no know word that describes pets that mock and portray human like characteristics , Hence Petsonality.

To add exchange your pets name for the word pet on Petsonality would be individualizing and acknowledging their persona ( or another new words Petsona , Petson, Petsonalized ) .

Example: Yes my dog displays his own unique Zeusality .

Zeusality is his signature and claim to his own uniqueness.
( SEE definition for Zeusality )
I see your dog has a lot of Petsonality.

Or step it up and exchange part or all of your pets name for the word pet in Petsonality.

Her Athenality charms most people at their first introduction.
by Kiki_H November 22, 2011
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Poeshousenice

When something is insanely cool. It is used to describe something that is indescribable. Better than awesome, it's poeshousenice.
Person 1: Hey that is a really cool phone.
Person 2: I know right! It's poeshousenice!
by poeshousenice March 2, 2015
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shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.
by Johnny July 16, 2004
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poessay

an essay in the form of a short or long poem
Hey, are you writing a poessay now?
by Charica Roche June 19, 2008
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Poes klap

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K
“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”
by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018
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