postal

verb. The act of going crazy
adj. Insane or irrational
adj. Bad tempered

verb. That guy went postal & owned a whole crew
adj. Watch ya back man that guy is postal

by .:[pOsTaL]:. July 14, 2003

Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, hooking up with a random person, consisting of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got some Coastal Postal while at the beach.

by MountAiryXC October 15, 2010

going postal

Basicly, "going postal" is pulling a uzi, assault rifle or most any other firearm out from under your jacket and going nuts. That is, wasting anyone and anything you see, and then probably yourself. A bit like going apeshit.

Jim had left another burning paper bag of crap on John's doorstep, so John retaliated by going postal on his ass.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 19, 2004

go postal

to succumb to fatigue and tension, to be become violently angry(from a series of incidents from the mid 80s to the 90s where various postal workers went on shooting rampages)

I will not let him go postal in plain sight.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2008

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008

Postal Regret

When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.

I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.

by Mgamerz May 13, 2010

Postaboy

(noun) Person who is not a drug dealer, but only delivers from point A to point B substances for a/some drug dealer(s) toward the customer(s).

*dealer's name* hired me as his postaboy to deliver this quarter pound to Jack living at that corner, I get a cut of 100$ for the travel

by Magewarfelix October 25, 2010