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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
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Under the platform

When someone is at a train station with the intention of committing suicide.
I was under the platform yesterday
by Jdw6122 November 25, 2023
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Off the platform

I'm not going anywhere without the credit and the money. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. You take it from me and I'll take something your really won't like. You're worse you delusional fuck. WORSE.
Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not getting off the platform. I'm not going to be silenced and IF I AM I WILL DROWN OUT THE SILENCE WITH THE SHRIEKING OF A FRANTIC SINGLE MOTHER TRYING TO CLAW ME OFF OF HER KID!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
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Ability-Gated Exploration Platformer

An ability-gated exploration platformer (AGEP) is a genre term for a video game that is heavily based around exploration and non-linearity, with certain areas generally inaccessible without upgrades or new unlockable abilities.

The game space is often open-world or semi-open, and involves encountering obstacles that the player cannot usually overcome without later backtracking. This is the generic term for the genre more popularly known as "Metroidvania" or "Zeldavania."
I'm working on a new game. It's an ability-gated exploration platformer inspired by Dead Cells and Guacamelee!
by ShadowDx64 November 5, 2024
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free speech platform

1. A platform that claims people can say whatever they feel, but when tested actually censors speech criticizing right-wing politics
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
1. I posted facts about Trump's connection to tax evasion on a free speech platform. It was promptly removed by the moderators.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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