planking

The act of having one's picture taken while lying down flat as a "plank" on some surface, generally in a public place.

Man, that girl is really photogenic. I know dude, especially when she is planking.

by Bod_of_a_God October 8, 2011

No Plank

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic

We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

Planking

The act of laying around in random places motionless.

Q: When should you plank?
A: When you're board.

I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.

by Mister Doob July 16, 2013

planking

Lying face down on the ground with arms to the side of the body in unusual places to get a ''wtf?'' from people who are not accustomed to this activity.

Many plankers will take pictures of their planking and post them to the Internets to arouse laughter.

Some idiots might plank in unsafe places, resulting in stupid injuries.

Danny: Hey Drogo, did you hear what happened to Viserys?
Drogo: No, what did your idiot brother do again?
Danny: He was planking on train tracks and got hit by a train.
Drogo: Stupid Dragon.

by tincel1372 October 13, 2011

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017

planking

laying down in your stomach facing the ground, looking as awkward/dead as possible Artitsts of this exciting sport have a creative nature. This sport is not illegal but frowned upon as "the man" of society thinks its of naughty behaviour however competitors in this nail biting sport think its the balls

guy 1: "man that guy is doing some awesome planking"
guy 2: "dayyyyyuuum"
competitor: *keeps on planking*

by ={D December 11, 2011