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planned casualness

Use of maturely worded cliches to imply a level of maturity--of self-possession--that the speaker doesn't actually possess.
"I think your planned casualness rather gauche, rather inconsistent in comparison with your demonstrated behavioral spectrum."
by shadyladyk March 6, 2010
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Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.
The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.
by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014
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planned unwanted children

A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".

As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.
If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.
by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014
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Plunked

Plunking is when you are engaging your partner in foreplay and get to the point right before initiating intercourse and suddenly your erection goes away and you are no longer able to perform intercourse
I was fooling around with my girlfriend and we were right about to have sex and the dog walked in the room and I plunked
by Tman7475 December 30, 2018
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plunked

The act of being pulverized in the face repeatedly with a set of huge boobs.
Damn, Andrea Gruntwall left welts on mitch wells' face after she plunked him repeatedly in the face.
by J.LAY March 10, 2005
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planket

Planket is a blanket you bring on the airplane
Give me my fucking planket, I got an early flight in the morning
by Jess&edgy February 13, 2014
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Panked

The act of eating a luscious pancake, and after, getting a bucket of syrup dumped on your head for being a dyke and taking the pancakes.
I just ate a pancake and then out of a surprise amazement, i got panked in a gyrating motion.
by beccalovespancakes August 6, 2007
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