Potty Luck

When you go to someone's house for a party and the flush is not working properly, different people's poo get accumulated in the commode. In the end, it just seems like various people have contributed to the poo in the bowl - hence 'potty luck'.

Yesterday, I organized a pot luck party in my house without realizing my flush wasn't working properly. By the end of the day, it seemed my bathroom had hosted a potty luck.

by K-905 February 18, 2011

potty crasher

The dude in the office who comes and sits in the stall next to you while you are attempting to poop.

That new guy in Finance is a total potty crasher. Not cool, bro.

by JGrimm October 31, 2013

Potty thief

Someone who committed the crime in which the fecal matter of another is intentionally and fraudulently taken without permission or consent, with the intent to convert it to the taker's use (including potential sale).

"Barry Mc. Hawk was charged with potty theft in connection with the reported loss last month from a local households' bathroom. He is now, a Potty thief.

by Silenced Guilt December 14, 2014

Potty word

What your mom and dad telling you not to say when your 3yrs old

fUcK says the kid WHAT THE HELL KIND POTTY WORD ARE YOU SAYING MISTER

by Cause I got that October 15, 2019

the potty organ

the bladder.

man i need to use the bathroom!! the potty organ is definately full.

by simplemistake93 November 15, 2009

pottymouth

Speech characterized by inadvertant rude and vulgar words. Pottymouth can be learned from poor parental example, peers or prolonged military service.

LT Flashman will never rise above his station....he is a pottymouth....he used to be an enlisted man, you know?

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

sitting on the pity potty

Is the process in which one goes through to receive attention and/or sympathy depending on the degree of drama one uses to achieve desired effect. Used as a form of manipulation. This process usually takes place at a party or gathering of some sort. It is performed by a drama queen or girl who feels threatened by: 1. Another female. 2. Boyfriends’ ex-girlfriend, also at the gathering. The first step in the process is pretending to feel sick. Second announces, “I am going to the bathroom.” She waits in the bathroom to see how long it takes for someone to miss her-preferably her boyfriend. While sitting on the pity potty the pity potty sitter will: 1. Feel sorry for herself. 2. Begin to question her relationships with the boyfriend and friends, also at the party. 3. Be fueled by jealously. 4. Possibly become paranoid. If missed, the pity potty sitter will be found crying in the bathroom for some insignificant reason that will be different depending on who finds her. The longer it takes for someone to find her the more dramatic the effects will be. Drugs and/or alcohol will also intensify these effects. If no one attempts to locate the pity potty sitter they will do one of two things depending on which story of the house the bathroom is located on. 1. Reenter the party with swolen red eyes and nose and demand to leave resulting in a very dramatic exit and much concern. 2. Perform the locked in the bathroom maneuver by crawling out the window and reentering the party telling everyone she was locked in the bathroom and make her friends and boyfriend feel guilty for not missing her or coming to her rescue or take on the rock star persona and win her boyfriends affection. TROUBLE awaits the bastard boyfriend who did not miss the pity potty sitter and will result in a huge confrontation and could later be means for a pity party.

"I was sitting on the pity potty for 45 mins. before anyone came to check on me."

"She fell and couldn't get up. We thought she was sitting on the pity potty and didn't check on her for hours.

Party goer #1: Where is your girlfriend?
Ex-girlfriend: She's been sitting on the pity potty for like 30 minutes now.
Party goer #1: Dude you think you should check on her?
Bastard Boyfriend: Naw, she's alright.

"My boyfriend is not paying enough attention to me and has been looking at that skank all night.Time to go sit on the pity potty."

by psychmajor June 10, 2008