An international fraud , Argentinan Footballer Messi is known as Tapinel pessi because he always scores tapins or else he can't score and still celebrates shameless like he scored a good goal
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Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"
Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"
Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"
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by snyperjack March 29, 2009
Get the pessiconomist mug.the "happy pessimism"-movement ist a new kind of subculture for young intelligent peolple which know about the irresistible apocalypse but regardless still trying to make the best out of it.
Duddley: Ayo MC, everything ist gettin´ bad, people will destroy each other, money over emotions and stealing vinyl is illegal...
MC: For sure, Duddley, but try to take it easy - Happy Pessimism, Cousin! Peace.
MC: For sure, Duddley, but try to take it easy - Happy Pessimism, Cousin! Peace.
by CJ Kinkel August 4, 2006
Get the happy pessimism mug.One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.
Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."
Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."
George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."
Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."
George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."
Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
by jajauaua October 5, 2009
Get the Pessi-douche mug.Pionel Pessi is an Argentine ghost who resides in farmers league's PissG until the next season when he will play soccer with mrbeast
"Pionel pessi is heading to inter miami where he gets to play soccer with lil pump."
"and they said ronaldo was finished."
"and they said ronaldo was finished."
by pessiismyidol July 2, 2023
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PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN AS A FINISHED FARMER AND NEEDS TAP INS AND EIBAR TO HELP HIM HES NOTHING WITHOUT XAVI AND INIESTA HES ALSO KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS AND MISSING PENS.
by PESSI EIBAR ROBBING PENALTY May 19, 2022
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