parasuicide

n. a suicide attempt or a suicidal gesture that does not result in death.

The psychiatrists considered his act of swallowing the facial cleanser as a parasuicide.

by DarlingDeath July 3, 2006

first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.

Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.

by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020

Parascheva

Parascheva is a wonderful girl who is always positive and friendly. She will give you a big bright smile whenever you feel low to brighten your day. This girl is very sociable and can't stand it when people don't like her. But she doesn't even need to worry about that because people always enjoy her presence and want to be around her. She is very beautiful even if she doesn't always see it, she is smart, caring, cute and adorable. Parascheva will be there for you when you need it and she will support you no matter what. You should be very happy if you find someone like her.

Person 1: who is that girl?
Person 2: you don't know her? She is Parascheva. She's a great girl and has lots of friends

by Kat79 July 10, 2020

parasiter

parasiter: para-siter (n), a website that gathers personal information from other websites by online/electronic tracking

Nomorerack is the parasiter that tracked my online search for a specific camera before emailing me a sales link, which advertised the exact camera.

by Eizner July 19, 2013

patashnik

A cosmonaut who didn't return from an open space mission because his security cable disengaged and he was lost in space.

Check your equipment before stepping into the dark, unless you plan to become patashnik. A human shaped space junk.

by Cononymous Anward June 29, 2016

Parasite

When something or someone is attached to you even tho you don't want them to and the follow you around and won't leave you alone

Example: Why do you keep following me, you're such a parasite

by Puppy 1234 April 21, 2017

paraschlonging

Skydiving in the nude

Bro yesterday I took all my clothes off and jumped out of a plane, I went paraschlonging

by Dabombdiggidy March 15, 2018