An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.
Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
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