Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud

Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"

by swisscheese222 November 13, 2022

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

pastoral pass out

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass

A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language

by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013

Pastor's Daughter

A woman who gives off the impression of being a goody-two-shoes but has a secret rebellious side.

Mike: I thought she was very innocent when I met her at school, but once we got to the concert, she ended up being a pastor's daughter.

Drew: Dude, that's sick!

by tomthetank June 07, 2024

Hobo Pastor

Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.

You know Pastor John is a Hobo Pastor.

by PrincessCheavon November 26, 2021

temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,

I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor

by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024

Pastor Peace

The pastor of Loomian Legacy, widely known by many of his loyal followers for his closeness with the lord. He is the bff of Sheep. He is also known for floor tv.

Pastor Peace has a big dick!

by Bark Bark 3000 February 21, 2021