Pasta belly

The joyous feeling of needing a nap directly after consuming a delicious bowl of pasta

Sarah: "guess what I've got?"
Majella: "pasta belly...???"

by Captainsarcasm November 5, 2010

pasta and meatballs

to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts

douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

Pasta Jockey

derogatory term for a wop or person of Italian descent

that fuckin pasta jockey stole my woman

by dasbarenjuden March 25, 2010

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

Pasta party

The epitome of the cross-country season. When the distance guys and distance girls (most of whom are visually attractive) go to either someones house or olive garden to feast on God's gift to runners...PASTAAA!

Pasta Parties often include Ping-Pong and aimless running around, just because we can.

me: DUDE! The pasta party was so awesome last night. We ate pasta and played ping pong at Brittany's house. She's hot.

friend: awesome...but running sux

Me: You're just fat so stfu

by SOUTH WINDSOR XC REPRESENT December 3, 2010

Pasta Triangle

Old New Jersey slang referring to the traditional, working-class Italian communities of Belleville, Bloomfield, and Nutley, in Northeastern Essex County. Most of the Italians here are descended from Newark Italians who migrated north from Newark's north end. If you go to Nutley or certain parts of Belleville, you will see people who look like they could be on the Sopranos. Nutley is known for its political conservatism and racism, as are Brookdale and Oakeview, middle-class residential areas in North Bloomfield. However, the Pasta Triangle has been declining in places as an Italian center. Belleville now also has a very large Hispanic, Filipino, and Vietnamese community, and southern and central Bloomfield has many Asians, Filipinos, African-Americans, West Indians, Russians, and South Americans. Though they still have many Italians, Nutley is the most stable, and many people from Belleville and Bloomfield have migrated from there to the West Essex-Passaic Valley-Hanover area. Belleville, Nutley, and central/north Bloomfield all have midsized, small-town type shopping centers, but the area along Bloomfield Avenue in south Bloomfield is known as a major shopping area for all of urban and suburban Essex County.

Look at those big-hair girls from the Pasta Triangle!

by JLe March 5, 2005