Bartenderess

A female, one who serves beverages (typically alcoholic in nature) to patrons at a restruant or bar. A Bartenderess (serving wench) is typically gorgeous and takes in oodles of money from intoxocated men leaving tips with the hope of impressing through grandeur.

I ordered my drinks from that dropdead gorguos Bartenderess.

by DarrylBreck March 28, 2011

beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"

by greaver05 March 19, 2011

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Partner in Crime

This person is your bsf. She/He is always there for you and y’all play around and prank ppl.

That my Partner in Crime

by Um WHERE?! December 10, 2018

Self-partnered

Single, and in a happy relationship with oneself.

When asked about her relationship, Emma said she was happy being self-partnered.

by mlhiss November 5, 2019

stress relief partner

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.

Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"

by mariebaby April 13, 2009