panda

cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

i gave that girl a panda last night!

by bobbybamboo October 3, 2009

Panda

A Panda is a thick chick with a pretty face.

Yo you going smash that chick again. No bro she was a Panda.

by @jessemonte May 27, 2016

panda

Vicious eye ripping out freak that masquerades as a fun loving black and white bundle of love

Aaaah the flippin' panda just ripped out ma good glass eye

by Antwan April 22, 2005

Panda

A black and white. A slang term for a police car or police officer.

Hide your stash, a panda is making the block

by kbez June 5, 2016

Panda

Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.

by Lynne Truss February 22, 2011

Panda

A huge soft animal that is black and white

Oh look there's a panda! 🐼

by Blackfire493 February 12, 2019

panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023