panda

cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

i gave that girl a panda last night!

by bobbybamboo October 3, 2009

Panda

A Panda is a thick chick with a pretty face.

Yo you going smash that chick again. No bro she was a Panda.

by @jessemonte May 27, 2016

panda

Vicious eye ripping out freak that masquerades as a fun loving black and white bundle of love

Aaaah the flippin' panda just ripped out ma good glass eye

by Antwan April 22, 2005

Panda

Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.

by Lynne Truss February 22, 2011

Panda

A black and white. A slang term for a police car or police officer.

Hide your stash, a panda is making the block

by kbez June 5, 2016

Panda

A child who grew up influence by the Coronavirus pandemic, I.e. not going to school, afraid of leaving the house

These new students are Pandas an don’t socialize well.

by Scooter8 May 6, 2020

panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023