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Thanky Panky

The act of having sex with someone out of gratitude
He was as ugly as he was stupid. There was no way she'd be seen dead in public with him, let alone agree to the invitation she could see gradually forming in the gulf between his ears...

... but he had driven all the way from Barstow - so a little Thanky Panky wasn't entirely out of the question.
by glubdammit January 26, 2009
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Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010
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pally

A common character in World of Warcraft with special healing talents. An abbreviation of 'paladin'.
zomg kill teh human pally n00b!
by server May 23, 2006
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pasky

a rag or towel used to wipe jizz of a man's large cock
She wiped my cock with a dirty old pasky she found under her bed.
by ohhh yeaa July 29, 2009
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janky panky

there's just one word: sex.
katie and matt were definately NOT doing the janky panky in my room!
by dizzy miss fizzy April 25, 2008
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meat-gaze palsy

A medical term for a condition in which a man's eyes are locked on to the crotch-area of another man. Specifically this occurs upon auditory stimulation such as with the sound of a zipper.
"Whenever I talk to that guy, he is always looking down at my crotch. " "Yeah, I've noticed it too - he seems to have a meat-gaze palsy."
by victm of gazing May 19, 2010
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Palmyra

a town in southeastern wisconsin that has cops so stupid that when hats containing the towns nickname P-Town and the area code which is 262 the cops think they got a new gang to deal with also home to the nutorius BOB or Bob on Brandy one of the nicest funniest town drunks there are
lets go down to palmyra to hang with BOB
by paltuckygril24 March 10, 2011
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