Finger Painting

v; To finger a girl, and then proceed to spread the juices on her body, preferably face, so that you can make some kinky work of art.

mike, acon, rich

Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.

by novalax715 December 25, 2008

Fence Painting

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008

Algonquin Cave Painting

After one shits, they than wait a day and come back to pile of skat. After skat has become semi-harden one than proceeds to draw the future or current events.

Steve: Mike why are we walking out here?

Mike: Well I took a huge shit, and as part of the Algonquin Cave Painting I need to wait a day so I can start my painting!

Steve: Oh well, I leave my first pile here than and we'll come back tomorrow than!

by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010

painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009

college works painting

A company that seems to good to be true, and guess what it is. They claim all sorts of things arent true including, but not limited to: Pay, # of hours working, time alocated for jobs ect. The company lie's to the managers (aka "interns"), who then lie to the painters, and in the end nobody is happy. With The managers geting no where near what they are promised by the company due to equipment expensis employee payment ect, and the painters working rigorous hours to make a schedule that is set so they can make below minimum wage. DONT DO IT!

I was a painter and i got paid very little for hard work!
DONT DO IT!

College works painting is crap

by Maciej Szczepański June 25, 2009

Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.

I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.

by n-isfor-knowledge November 23, 2009