Drop a Care Package

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.

"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

by xHotdwg94x April 19, 2011

submitting my package

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.

"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 1, 2014

hold my package no meat

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

by linda 1738 April 2, 2020

Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.

Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.

by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021

care package

When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.

I just got a care package from my baby momma.

by thesanitycruzer May 17, 2011

Care Packaging

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.

This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT

by LessOffensive February 11, 2010

Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009