A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
by DeeLighted September 4, 2012
Get the Pseudomonday mug.A person who tries to look smarter than it really is. Pseudo-Intellects usually post philosophy or metaphors that make no sense in their status updates on Facebook while using words they don't even understand. They also try to be political, scientific or statistical about random shit nobody cares about.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
Pseudo-Intellect on FB: "If we open trade to all countries, the surrogates can come together and we can have world peace. And finally, Man can have it's mantra fufilled."
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
by Stay gold ponyboy December 9, 2011
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Past tense: pseudified
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Donald didn't like the news about Russian collusion, so his friends at a large news organization tried to help him out by creating pseudified stories. This process is called pseudification.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the pseudification mug.A pseudoscene person happens to be someone who dearly wishes that he or she could fit into the description which is that of a scenester. But while said person wishes that they could be scene, he or she seems to fail miserably and becomes a disgrace to him or herself and the people around him or herself. Most pseudoscenesters are characterized by "really cool" black and bleached blonde hair, tight Diesel or Seven jeans for both the guys and girls, black Converse All Stars, favorite band tote bag, something along the lines of a Pretty Girls Make Graves shirt, various facial piercings (optional), heavy eye makeup, etc. These people just seem to think that they are "really cool" becuase they are so "scene" when, in all actuality, they are frowned upon by the numerous musical cliques of the world.
by Evan Aldrich September 26, 2005
Get the pseudoscene mug.It's when the projections and ideas of a person outweigh the reality and knowledge you currently possess of them. It's when a connection is driven more by optimism, than reality. It's usually found somewhere between the acquaintance stage and the friendship stage- though it often feels higher than the friendship stage because so much hope is invested in the potential manifestation of the person you're in the pseudoship with.
by packphour September 7, 2005
Get the pseudoship mug.1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008
Get the pseudo alpha male mug.Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive thought and time into the area. People who think The Matrix is a profound philosophical statement.
People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
pseudo intelligensia - "but how do you know that this isnt just a computer simulation, and really were just in the matrix...?"
"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"
"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"
by King Rog May 25, 2006
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