pilf 

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

pilf by me1212 July 6, 2005

PILF 

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"

- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !

PILF by victoriahhhh November 17, 2010

Pilf 

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.

Pilf by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf 

a gross mutton-head

Adam Clifton is a pilf

pilf by kajennifer August 6, 2004

PILF 

Acronym for "Prince I'd love to Fuck". This began trending worldwide on twitter during the global broadcast of Prince William's wedding to Catherine Middleton, mostly with regards to Williams younger brother, Prince Harry.

OMG Prince Harry is a PILF. I wish I were Pippa Middleton

PILF by Timaroare May 22, 2011

Pilf 

Professor I'd Like to Fuck

Student #1: Did you see what Prof. Smith was wearing today?
Student #2: I look at her everyday; she's damn hot!
Student #1: She's definitely a PILF!

Pilf by ProfGator August 14, 2011

PILF 

President I'd like to fuck

"Barack Obama is such a PILF!"

PILF by Mhisrichhero June 26, 2015