Pilf

Instead of MILF, PILF is Public I Like To Fuck... Basically saying you would like to fuck in public.

"hey girl, you want to PILF?"

by BigBoiBumbo December 2, 2019

Pilf

Philipino I'd like to fuck.

kevin is a pilf.

by meftical November 23, 2009

pilf

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

by me1212 June 25, 2005

Pilf

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

a gross mutton-head

Adam Clifton is a pilf

by kajennifer August 6, 2004

V-PILF

Acronym for 'Vice President I'd Like to Fuck'. In reference to the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Damn that Sarah Palin is HOT! She's a V-PILF!!

by Joe Fink September 5, 2008

ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

"I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" sung backwards in the song Work It of Missy Elliott.

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

by Fangsta December 14, 2003