Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

by TeenagerAnonymous October 9, 2017

Damn did you see that priest in mass today he’s such a pilf

by Milf420 November 12, 2019

by Amoros January 1, 2021

Geez his a hot PILF, even though he is a poppy he is hot

by oneteam September 21, 2022

A female who is pregnant and a dude would smash stands for “Pregnant I’d Like To Fuck” similar to a “MILF”

My soon to be baby momma looks fine asf she’s definitely a pilf.

by IamBG59 August 23, 2021

PILF means politician i’d like to fuck. similar to MILF, mother i’d like to fuck. used to describe a good looking politician.

holiday: oh my God look at Beto O’Rourke
hailey: yeah he’s a total PILF

by hniz June 10, 2019