penguin

penguin babies are cute-ass fluffy things that eat adult penguin puke. Love them!

Note: this definition is on crack

Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?

Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.

penguin by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 11, 2006

penguin

A person who thinks in black and white terms and won't associate with people outside of his group.

Billy is such a penguin because he avoids people who don't share his values.

penguin by MS31 October 13, 2007

Penguin

Someone Who Follows Their Girlfriend Around Like A Penguin.Whupped

Ilse:Its Cute How My Boyfriend Follows Me Everywhere Its Like He's A Penguin

Penguin by iHatePhatPat June 24, 2010

Penguin

VERY VERY TREMENDOUSLY artractive person. Applies to all genders. May be used as a codename. Uses vary within different parties

HOLY HELL! Look at that sexy penguin yonder!

Penguin by WELOVEHOTMEN December 4, 2011

Penguin

1. In the bible: Despicable minions of hell; 2. Archetype associated with eveil, darkness falsely veiled in light, treachery; 3) An easy scapegoat for Richard; ALSO: 4) Animal common to Antarctic region.

1. (3) "It was the Penguins I tell you, Katherine..."

Penguin by yomammas February 18, 2003

penguin

partner for life, a soulmate.

"Will you be my penguin?"

penguin by ImperfectAngel April 2, 2008

Penguin

A sexual act wherein a male withdraws his penis from his sexual partner shortly before ejaculation; after showering his partner or himself with his semen, he then proceeds to arrange the ejaculate into a pattern like that of a young emperor penguin. Variations of the penguin include the king penguin, in which the semen is mixed with urine to produce the yellow markings of the act's namesake, and the macaroni penguin, in which the semen is mixed with uncooked pasta.

"I got this girl's number at the club last night, and I intend to perform a hot penguin on her later this week."

"I just gave myself a penguin."

Penguin by El Penguino April 12, 2010