Pilf

Parent I'd Like to Fuck

"Ayo you see that parent over there!"
"yea what about them?"
"They're a pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 1, 2021

PILF

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

by peepaw's hand sanitizer July 8, 2021

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Volodymr Zelenskyy? He's such a PILF"

by charliee4short_ March 15, 2022

PILF

Person I would like to fuck! A very strong feeling for that certain somebody is very common if you wanted that someone really bad consider them a PILF

“You see that chick she’s a real PILF”

by DumbFuckKaleb August 1, 2022

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

philfag

A internet conversation/argument that is hilariously one-sided. One person will start off with a bad insult (ex. YER MOM!!!!!1!), and the other will insult him/her cleverly. repeat ad nauseum.

Usually takes place over MSN or another chat tool, where it is saved and sent to peers and associates. Many laughs all around.

"Did the new philfag come out? Send it to me on MSN!"

by P. Dude December 6, 2004