Dirty PB & J 

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.

Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.

Dirty PB & J by PI Pat & Sweet Ape November 4, 2007

Canadian PB&J 

Happens When a man, usually Canadian, kneels face down into a pillow while another man puts peanut butter and jelly in the crack of the first man's ass, then proceeds to allow a pet of choice to like it off, usually a canine of sorts.

He will be afk for the rest of the night, he's getting the ole Canadian PB&J!

Canadian PB&J by Shm00kin May 1, 2010

Toilet PB&J 

When you poop on your period.

Omg Francis is making a toilet PB&J

Toilet PB&J by Lehp_71 May 25, 2021

9-way PB&J 

A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!

I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.

9-way PB&J by finallygettingpublished September 19, 2020

Dirty PB&J 

When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.

Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"

Dirty PB&J by mohecan August 23, 2014

Gay PB & J 

Two gay people cover themselves in Peanut Butter and Jelly. And afterwards, have oral and anal sex, mixing the Peanut Butter and Jelly on eachother body's.

"Dude, last might me and my bf went dirty and did the Gay PB & J"

Gay PB & J by TheRandomFuckwit December 7, 2021

Fried pb&j 

When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j

Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center

Fried pb&j by Isthewiz December 11, 2023